BREAKING NEWS: Nothing To Report

Absolutely nothing has happened. After various discussions, ArtifactCard.Trade believe that this trend will continue for at least a week, if not longer. It is highly recommended that you sweep and vacuum the current amount of salt you have to prepare for the days of nothing ahead, which have been known to cause higher-than-normal levels of salt. Other salt-prevention methods that have been known to help are playing that Steam game you bought two years ago but never started, watching the Dota 2 Dreamleague Minor or actually doing something productive for once.


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